VOLUME 1

ARCHAELOGIST FINDS EVIDENCE ROME WAS BUILT ON A THURSDAY

NUMBER ONE REASON SMOKERS QUIT REMAINS PREMATURE DEATH

DOC SEVERINSEN REVEALS NEVER WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL

AMERICANS OFFENDED BY USE OF UNNECESSARY
FRENCH PHRASES PROTEST EN MASSE

PHYSICIST ARGUES GLASS IS
HALF LIQUID HALF SOLID

BUDDHISM DECLINES IN WEST:
REMAINS POPULAR WITH OBESE

LIBERALS NOW REFERENCE HITLER
AT HIGHEST RATE SINCE WORLD WAR II

WHITE HOUSE PLANS NOW SO FAR ADVANCED
PREPARING EXIT STRATEGY FOR WORLD WAR IV

GLASNOST MISTAKEN FOR PERESTROIKA YET AGAIN

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