VOLUME 3

INFANT SOCCER GAME ENDS IN SUDDEN DEATH

JEWS FOR JESUS CONTINUES TO LOSE MEMBERSHIP
TO CHRISTIANITY

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT PROMISES TO ONLY
FALSELY ACCUSE BAD PEOPLE

MAN CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE IN
DUTCH OVEN INCIDENT

PROPHET’S MESSAGES FROM GOD END MYSTERIOUSLY
RIGHT AROUND PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT

MAN NAMED ROY G. BIV TAUNTED BY 4TH
GRADE SCIENCE CLASS

MAN SELLS GOLD POCKET WATCH TO BUY WIFE HAIR BRUSHES:
WIFE CUTS HAIR BECAUSE NO LONGER INTERESTED IN SEX WITH HUSBAND

SCHOOL CHILD CAUGHT PASSING NOTE IN CLASS
AFTER INSTANT MESSAGING NETWORK CRASHES

EASTER BUNNY CAN BE SCARY SYMBOL OF
CRUCIFIXION AND RESURRECTION, EXPERT WARNS

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